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#10557 Up↑ Down↓ [Report] 2008-12-21 00:54 GMT
<djGentoo> !blamekov
<PinkServ`> If you know what I mean ;D
<MoneySign> You have crops??
<MoneySign> Can I have one?
<djGentoo> 12:23 < djGentoo> Me and Sgeo plug our meaty command lines into PinkServ`, and it makes noises.
<PinkServ`> djGentoo fuck you
<Sgeo> my x are y are they?
<djGentoo> What I said would suggest otherwise.
<djGentoo> Or a Russian Reversal.
<Sgeo> Someone's controlling PinkServ`. <PinkServ`> If you know what I mean ;D doesn't make sense otherwise
<PinkServ`> No shit, sherlock
<djGentoo> In Soviet Russia, PinkServ` rape djGentoo and Sgeo!
<MoneySign> Someone give Sgeo a detective award!
<PinkServ`> In Soviet Russia, Heerenveen rape Badger
* djGentoo gives Captain Obv... err, Sgeo the key to the city
<MoneySign> Hurrah!
<djGentoo> Everyone clap.
* MoneySign claps.
* DrSkullthumper claps
* PinkServ` claps.
<djGentoo> :D -
#9907 Up↑ Down↓ [Report] 2009-03-05 18:23 GMT
<dJirrev> http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/UnNews:Emo_Dynasty_Collapses
<dJirrev> hmmm
<dJirrev> does this mean no more pathetic anti-emo articles written by people who totally aren't emos and only dress that way because it shows how artsy they are while totally not being emo?
<RAHB> hopefully
<RAHB> unlikely though
<RAHB> I think I'll get Spang to write a script that instantly infinibans anyone who uses the word "emo" in an article
<Badger> e-mo
<Badger> e.m.o.
<RAHB> that's the thing
<RAHB> most people who write emo articles aren't intelligent enough to do that
<Badger> hahah
<dJirrev> I can't see a logical flaw anywhere in that
<RAHB> me either
<RAHB> lets get started then -
#30333 Up↑ Down↓ [Report] 2010-07-09 04:58 GMT
<DrSkullthumper> Anyway, there's nothing terribly interesting about the state
<DrSkullthumper>We have towns, suburbs, cities, beach, rivers, blah blah
<DrSkullthumper> Bit of everything
<DrSkullthumper> Dramatically different in the North from the South
<DrSkullthumper> You can't really hate the whole thing
<ColinAYB> Well
<ColinAYB> I suppose there's Kevin Smith
<ColinAYB> But even he left
<DrSkullthumper> I know even know who Kevin Smith is
<zombieninja> so, urine isn't dirty
<zombieninja> it is smelly and wet but not germy
<zombieninja> wait you don't know who Kevin Smith is?
<zombieninja> colin, hold him down, i will shit in his mouth
=-= DrSkullthumper is now known as DrS|Food
<DrS|Food> wait
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#6534 Up↑ Down↓ [Report] 2010-01-24 22:26 GMT
<DiZtheGreat> zombieninja: somewhat. Mostly, I just found myself becoming more optimistic and happy to be alive.
<EnzoAquarius> YAY!
<EnzoAquarius> LIFE PWNS
<Modusoperandi> Go life!
<Modusoperandi> Woo!
<SirSquiggle> brb
<Modusoperandi> Squiggle's gone to get some life. -
#2551 Up↑ Down↓ [Report] 2010-04-30 04:35 GMT
* RadicalX thinks to himself, "Something funny...you need to say something funny here so they'll put you in the QDB....quickly...the moment is passing....Christ, man! Think!!!"
<RadicalX> Uhhh....poopie is kewl.
<GreaseMonkey> i'm a qdb whore
* RadicalX thinks, "Damn."
<Mitch_1_2> GreaseMonkey: Where's ma dough, bitch?
* Mitch_1_2 slaps GreaseMonkey
* Spang cheats by looking up some one-liners on the internet
* Spang hopes nobody read that
<RadicalX> That's what she said!
<RadicalX> ...
<GreaseMonkey> i did not read the line that said "* Spang cheats by looking up some one-liners on the internet"
<Mitch_1_2> One-liners? They're for people too lazy to write decent quotes.
* RadicalX thinks, "Double damn."
<GreaseMonkey> yeah, i'd like a Double Damn icecream, with a bit of Oh Shit on the side and dipped in Cuntymints.
<Spang> Y'know, you should treat every day as if it's your last... one day you'll be right!
<GreaseMonkey> tetris is so unrealistic
* Spang curses self for not looking up *funny* one linersNotes: The necessary context for the past few quotes.
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#8843 Up↑ Down↓ [Report] 2010-03-20 12:31 GMT
[04:41] <dJiggle> http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi?word=goatse
[04:41] <RAHB> XD
[04:42] <dJiggle> "Strong and Beautiful, Just Like Goatse."
[04:42] <RAHB> "This Is Not Your Father's Goatse"
[04:42] <dJiggle> XD XD XD
[04:42] <RAHB> "Tastes Great, Less Goatse"
[04:42] <dJiggle> XD
[04:42] <dJiggle> "For That Deep Down Body Goatse."
[04:43] <RAHB> HAHAHA
[04:43] <RAHB> "Wouldn't You Rather Be Goatse?"
[04:43] <RAHB> oh god, most relevant one yet
[04:43] <dJiggle> "Reach for the Goatse."
[04:43] <RAHB> "When You've Got Goatse, Flaunt It"
[04:43] <dJiggle> no
[04:43] <dJiggle> XD
[04:44] <RAHB> also "The Goatse Effect"
[04:44] <dJiggle> "Unzip a Goatse."
[04:44] <Asema> "Wild Green Goatse Liquid."
[04:44] <dJiggle> "Come One, Come All To Goatse."
[04:44] <RAHB> "The Real Smell Of Goatse" XD XD XD XD XD
[04:44] <Asema> "If you like a lot of Goatse on your biscuit, join our club."
[04:44] <dJiggle> "We Bring Goatse to Life."
[04:44] <dJiggle> god no
[04:44] <dJiggle> "The Goatse of Champions."
[04:44] <Asema> "The Cream of Goatse."
[04:45] <RAHB> "Live In Your Goatse, Play In Ours" XD XD XD XD XD XD XD
[04:45] <Asema> "Four of out of Five Dentists recommend Goatse."
[04:45] <dJiggle> "Kids Will Do Anything For Goatse."
[04:45] <RAHB> hahaha
[04:45] <dJiggle> XD XD XD
[04:45] <Asema> Look at this one:
[04:45] <Asema> "My Goatse to yours."
[04:45] <dJiggle> "Only a Fool Breaks the Goatse."
[04:45] <Asema> "Tough on Dirt, Gentle on Goatse."
[04:46] <Asema> "Leggo my Goatse!"
[04:46] <RAHB> "Make The MOst Of Goatse"
[04:46] <Asema> "Behold The Power of Goatse"
[04:46] <Asema> "Change your Whole Goatse."
[04:46] <dJiggle> "The Science Of Goatse."
[04:46] <Asema> "Tell Them About The Goatse, Mummy."
[04:46] <dJiggle> Goatsology?
[04:46] <Asema> "I wish I were a Goatse Weiner."
[04:46] <dJiggle> XD
[04:47] <RAHB> "The Goatse Begins."
[04:47] <dJiggle> "The Loudest Noise Comes From The Electric Goatse."
[04:47] <RAHB> "It's A Beautiful Goatse"
[04:47] <Asema> "Got A Goatse? You're in Luck."
[04:47] <Asema> OH GOD
[04:47] <Asema> "Can't Do It In Real Life? Do It On Goatse."
[04:47] <RAHB> "It's The Goatse Fizz That Does The Bizz"
[04:47] <RAHB> XD
[04:48] <RAHB> "How Do You Eat YOUR Goatse?"
[04:48] <Asema> "The Lion Goes from Goatse to Goatse."
[04:48] <dJiggle> "Splash Goatse All Over."
[04:48] <RAHB> "Who Would You Have A Goatse With?"
[04:48] <dJiggle> "Keep That Goatse Complexion."
[04:48] <RAHB> oh god
[04:48] <dJiggle> We All Adore a Goatse.
[04:48] <RAHB> "Plop Plop, Fizz Fizz, Oh What A Goatse It Is"
[04:49] <dJiggle> XD
[04:49] * sannse hopes D*ve2 doesn't still have that on pingNotes: you awake yet Dave?
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#1487 Up↑ Down↓ [Report] 2008-05-01 04:24 GMT
<rossisgay> 846
<rossisgay> 68
<rossisgay> 65
<rossisgay> 8
<Witt> brad, olipro
<Witt> kick
<Witt> alright.../push and /quit were in a boat, /push fell out, who was left?
<-- rossisgay has quit (Remote closed the connection)
<Witt> HAHNotes: Fron #unnews's early morning hours - Brad
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#5089 Up↑ Down↓ [Report] 2009-03-05 15:52 GMT
<rorozarzar> diMario: just give up. he's a lost cause
<diMario> rorozarzar: It may be that you are correct, but as a fellow human being I feel under the obligation to at least try and talk some sense into him
<Omni> talk some sense
<Omni> ;\
<rorozarzar> diMario: well thats very kind of you
<Omni> this is boring too
<Omni> and I don't like being talked about
<Omni> in the third person
<Omni> like I'm dead or not here
<diMario> rorozarzar: shall we talk a bit more about omni ?
<rorozarzar> diMario: oh yes
<diMario> rorozarzar: his conduct of the language is ... average ?
<Omni> ;\
<Omni> ;/
<rorozarzar> diMario: i'd say a little below average
<rorozarzar> he gets on and in mixed up
* Omni says something angry and insulting to rorozarzar and diMario
<Omni> ya I just did that
<diMario> rorozarzar: well, he probably is a male
<rorozarzar> diMario: yes i think that is pretty certain
* Omni says something even worse but goes by ignored
<diMario> rorozarzar: so that would account for his under-average language skills
* diMario is a male too
<rorozarzar> diMario: well, maybe a little
* Omni threatens to leave the channel while insulting rorozarzar and diMario
<rwg> Do it
<rwg> you won't do it
<diMario> rorozarzar: also, I get the impression somehow that omni is not very mature. What do you think ?
<Omni> :( I can't do it
<rwg> Omni: exactly
<rwg> you won't do it
<rorozarzar> diMario: yes, i also get that impression. although i think part of the problem is his constant need to be the centre of attention
* Omni see his threats ignored and start writing IN ALL CAPS hoping to get any attention
<rorozarzar> see?
<sawblade5> I don't see him typing in CAPS
<diMario> rorozarzar: ah, yes, I agree with you on that. I have a collegue who is like that and we allways manage to piss him off by ignoring him. Splendid fun!
* Omni begs for both to stop in a theatening tone, but in the end it sounds mildly pathetic, and when he realizes that he just goes back to insulting
<diMario> rorozarzar: shall we let him off the hook yet ?
<rorozarzar> diMario: im not sure, this is quite good fun
<diMario> rorozarzar: but we are not cruel
<rorozarzar> diMario: i am
* Omni ends up insulting everyone in the channel and gets everyone against him, which doesn't help him at all, but he is too pride to stop it and continues to insult until he recieves a ban threat
<diMario> rorozarzar: ah yes, I forgot you are a woman
<rorozarzar> diMario: i think maybe we should stop now
<diMario> rorozarzar: I agree
<Omni> ...
<Omni> Soooo
<diMario> Welcome back, and now you know what power we wield over youNotes: having some fun with a hapless victim -- roro
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#1887 Up↑ Down↓ [Report] 2008-08-11 16:47 GMT
<Mafagafo> http://pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Cartografia_dos_Wikipedistas
<Mafagafo> im admin there
<Squiggle> In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the adminship.
<Witt> Then you make a break for it
<Kaizer> hmmm... money => power
<Kaizer> power = adminship -
#8487 Up↑ Down↓ [Report] 2009-12-04 22:46 GMT
[20:56] <THE> ah poop I have to go
[20:56] <SisReck> No!
[20:56] <SisReck> No poop!
[20:56] <SisReck> Stay!
[20:56] <EnzoAquarius> LOL
[20:56] <THE> POOP
[20:56] <SisReck> Stay and poop!
[20:56] <SisReck> Poop with us!
[20:57] <THE> Pooping party?
[20:57] <EnzoAquarius> XD
[20:57] * THE POOP
[20:57] <--| THE has left #uncyclopedia
[20:57] <SisReck> i brought teh buketsNotes: Pooping party? I need to RSVP.
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#7787 Up↑ Down↓ [Report] 2008-06-09 08:11 GMT
[21:22] <Starnestommy> not hwee
[21:22] <Starnestommy> *here
[21:22] <Starnestommy> fao;
[21:22] <Starnestommy> *fail
[21:22] <Starnestommy> **fail
[21:22] <Starnestommy> er...
[21:22] <Starnestommy> yes,
[21:22] <RAHB> fail fail
[21:23] <Starnestommy> I failNotes: [citation not needed at all, thank you very much] --Jack