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#30370 Up↑ Down↓ [Report] 2010-09-02 22:51 GMT
[14:32:45] <dexter111344> I was so scared.
[14:32:49] <dexter111344> I was petrified.
[14:33:32] <Dark_Apostrophe> Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side.
[14:34:33] <Luvvy> thanks, DA
[14:34:38] <Luvvy> never thought I'd hear that from you
[14:34:40] <Luvvy> ^_^
[14:36:44] <Dark_Apostrophe> Luvvy: My bad. I could live without you quite easily.
[14:37:16] <Dark_Apostrophe> In fact, I already do. It's quite awesome.
[14:37:16] <Olipro> hahahaha
[14:37:26] <dexter111344> PWNED!
[14:47:54] <Luvvy> that's good, because I can't have too many guys who can't live without me...
[14:48:08] <Luvvy> just the one is a handful
[14:48:30] <Dark_Apostrophe> Stockholm syndrome?
[14:49:12] <Olipro> hahahaha
[14:49:22] <dexter111344> Lulz.
[14:49:57] <dexter111344> The poor guy. Let him free, LUVVY!
[14:54:38] <dexter111344> Luvvy: How do you personally perform a blowjob on a monkey? -
#30368 Up↑ Down↓ [Report] 2010-09-02 22:51 GMT
21:41 < rcmurphy> Who the heck is Ashley?
21:43 < lstarnes> rcmurphy: probably that prostitute I hired last night
21:43 < rcmurphy> Gah.
21:43 < rcmurphy> No matter how good a lay she is, she shouldn't be opped for it.
21:44 < lstarnes> well she was either going to make me op her or I she was going to turn me into the cops for hiring a prostitute
21:45 < rcmurphy> That seems to be a risky thing to do for a prostitute.
21:45 < lstarnes> well, we did make you a bureaucrat
21:46 < rcmurphy> Right, for running the site.
21:46 < rcmurphy> For like two years.
21:47 < lstarnes> I must have you confused with Olipro and admins confused with bureaucrats -
#30366 Up↑ Down↓ [Report] 2010-09-02 22:52 GMT
[01:49] == RomanAssBanned has changed nick to RAHB
[01:49] <RAHB> testing
[01:49] <RAHB> DURRRRRR LOOK AT ME I LOVE FRANK ZAPPA AND ALICE COOPER
[01:49] <RAHB> CHECK OUT MY MUSIC YO
[01:50] == RAHB has changed nick to RomanAssmunch
[01:50] <RomanAssmunch> That sucked.
[01:50] <ColinAYB> Register RomanAHB
[01:54] <RomanAssmunch> Uh, oh boy. How do I that? I know I registered my name, but that was like, ages ago?
[01:55] <ColinAYB> /nickserv group RomanAHB
[01:55] <ColinAYB> I think
[01:56] <RomanAssmunch> Uhhhhh.....
[01:56] == RomanAssmunch has changed nick to RomanDogBird
[01:57] <RomanDogBird> Well then.
[01:57] <ColinAYB> Did it work?
[01:58] <RomanDogBird> Well, I need to be logged in, and "RomanDogBird" isn't registered.
[01:58] <RomanDogBird> So like, I'm stupid and stuff.
[01:59] <ColinAYB> hah -
#30364 Up↑ Down↓ [Report] 2010-08-18 18:49 GMT
00:49] <Andorin> TKF ICU'd [[Weird Random Shit]]
[00:49] <Andorin> Oh, RomanCervixBird: Tell me what to do in this situation...
[00:50] <Andorin> DarkWalrus creates tiny, crappy page. I drop ICU so it gets expanded. He adds a decent amount of content and removes the tag, but the article is still crap.
[00:50] <Andorin> http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Dave_Davies
[00:53] == Manyman has changed nick to Awayman
[00:54] <RomanBigBlack> Oh sorry, I was in the bathroom. Uh.........add it back and tell him what else he needs to do to improve it?
[00:54] <RomanBigBlack> Mmm hehehehehe, "RomanCervixBird"
[00:54] == RomanBigBlack has changed nick to RomanCervixBird
[00:54] <Andorin> The tag I added was sub=short. Should I add it back with a fix message and, say, sub=notfunny?
[00:55] <Andorin> (I didn't know you could do that)
[01:03] <RomanCervixBird> Oh, Jesus, I'm looking at the ICU page right now. What the fuck is my name doing under the "Removing the Tags" section? Dude, I gotta be honest, despite being a user here for nearly four years and an admin for about two, I've never even really looked into how this works. I've always gotten the gist of it and all, but still....did people REALLY think my edits to shitty articles qualified me for this job and just assumed I knew how things worked?!!?
[01:04] <EugeneKay> Just ban me.
[01:04] <RomanCervixBird> Exactly!
[01:04] <EugeneKay> BAN ME
[01:04] <RomanCervixBird> Yeah, yeah! Me too!
[01:04] <EugeneKay> No, seriously.
[01:05] <EugeneKay> I'm lookign to pan my ban count
[01:05] <RomanCervixBird> Oh, on Uncyc? Hold on, I'm at least good at this (no I'm not)......
[01:06] <EugeneKay> BAN HARDER -
#30363 Up↑ Down↓ [Report] 2010-09-05 04:59 GMT
<sannse> the community section is at community.wikia now
<rcmurphy> Ain't nothing at community.wikia, Sannse.
<rcmurphy> Don't misdirect me.
<rcmurphy> The last one who tried ended up sleeping with the fishes.
<sannse> hummm?
<rcmurphy> Oh right, forgot the .com.
<rcmurphy> We're cool.
<Andorin> Ah, christ. -
#30361 Up↑ Down↓ [Report] 2010-08-18 18:49 GMT
<Mitch> e|m|c: There's an ad for family recipes wiki here. "Make your own baby food!" Turning your baby into food isn't a good idea, what with police and all.
<e|m|c> Mitch: That's why I'll never have my child birthed in a hospital with "birth records" and stuff
<e|m|c> The fact that my baby exists, or existed once and then was turned into salsa, is my business and my business only
<Mitch> Indeed. -
#30360 Up↑ Down↓ [Report] 2010-08-19 10:23 GMT
[10:53:24 PM] Aidan Rowe: i'm olipro. i lol at my own jokes
[10:54:14 PM] Aidan Rowe: your jokes are counter-revolutionary
[10:54:48 PM] Aidan Rowe: you will be first against the wall after the revolution
[10:54:59 PM] Aidan Rowe: not for execution, for buttsex
[10:55:18 PM] Aidan Rowe: or maybe both -
#30358 Up↑ Down↓ [Report] 2010-08-29 15:09 GMT
* TKFeck sets mode +m #uncyclopedia
<Andorin> :<
* TKFeck removes ban on *!*@eugenekay.com
<TKFeck> shhhhh
<TKFeck> dont tell him
<Andorin> ;)
* EugeneDrinKing (eugenekay@eugenekay.com) has joined #uncyclopedia
<Andorin> Welcome back
<TKFeck> hey eugene
<Andorin> So does anyone have anything interesting to talk about?
<TKFeck> well i'm still waiting for eugene to say hello
<charitwo> raw, unlubed butt sex
<TKFeck> oooh that sure sounds interesting though
<Andorin> Yes, what an inconsiderate asshole.
<Andorin> Why doesn't he say something?>
<TKFeck> i dont know it just doesnt make sense
<Andorin> We go out of our way to greet him and he ignores us.
<TKFeck> kids these days
<charitwo> He thinks he's better than us
<charitwo> better than them
<Andorin> >_>
<TKFeck> man
<TKFeck> thinks he's better than me???
<TKFeck> i'll show him the old what-how
* TKFeck sets ban on *!*@eugenekay.com
* TKFeck has kicked EugeneDrinKing from #uncyclopedia (EugeneDrinKing) -
#30353 Up↑ Down↓ [Report] 2010-08-19 10:24 GMT
<Andorin> Surrealism is reading Uncyclopedia and thinking you're on Wikipedia.
<junkyardtim> absurdism is reading Memory Alpha and thinking you're on Wikipedia
<junkyardtim> cubism is reading Cormac McCarthy's Blood Meridian and thinking you're on acid
<mrthejazz> nihlism is -
#30351 Up↑ Down↓ [Report] 2010-08-18 18:51 GMT
<e|m|c> Alaska is awesome
<e|m|c> Technically, the easternmost point of the United States is in Alaska
<e|m|c> Yes, easternmost
<e|m|c> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semisopochnoi_Island
<e|m|c> "...it sits only 23 minutes west of the 180th meridian, and therefore is in the Eastern Hemisphere."
<Nachlader> hey e|m|c
<e|m|c> Hey Nachlader
<Nachlader> what state is sarah palin the senator of
<e|m|c> Wat.
<Nachlader> hazard a guess
<EugeneKay> Kiska, not Sitka.
<e|m|c> Wat
<e|m|c> She's never been a senator.
<e|m|c> The fuck you talkin' bout.
<Nachlader> fuck you e|m|c, answer the question
<Nachlader> OKAY FINE, where is she from
<e|m|c> Uhh
<EugeneKay> Im going to fuck your mother's ass.
<EugeneKay> That's what
<e|m|c> Where was she born?
<Nachlader> yes
<e|m|c> Idaho
<Nachlader> o ffs
<Nachlader> WHERE DOES SHE LIVE
<e|m|c> She has a house in Alaska.
<e|m|c> But she doesn't really live there.
<Nachlader> say that last bit again
<e|m|c> But she doesn't really live there.
<Nachlader> SAY THAT LAST BIT AGAIN
<e|m|c> there.
<Nachlader> BEFORE THAT
<e|m|c> live.
<Nachlader> AFTER THE WORD "IN"
<e|m|c> Oh yeah
<e|m|c> Alaska?
<Nachlader> would you?
<e|m|c> Wow.
<e|m|c> All of that
<e|m|c> For that weak joke
<Nachlader> yeah man
<e|m|c> I'm going to go tell it to all of my friends now.
<Nachlader> we should try fucking -
#30348 Up↑ Down↓ [Report] 2010-08-18 20:57 GMT
<ApeOnThursdays> fucking tall arabs, how do they work?
<dexter111344> Is there a tall Arab here?
<dexter111344> Tall Arab! Your car is being repo'd.
<ApeOnThursdays> i haven't seen any tall arabs
<dexter111344> Goddammit...
<ApeOnThursdays> Man, i wish Tall Arabs like Mordillo were here
<dexter111344> So anyway, Israel should be nuked.
<ApeOnThursdays> he'd know where to find one
<dexter111344> Yes he would.
<dexter111344> Tall Arabs are my heros, guys. Eh bans and doesn't afraid of anything. Not even others saying his actual name. -
#30346 Up↑ Down↓ [Report] 2010-08-18 18:52 GMT
[00:19] <spocky> Would human/furry sex be something you'd read?
[00:20] <ChiefjusticeDS> No, do I seem to be a frustrated pervert?
[00:20] |<-- spocky has left freenode (Quit: Java user signed off)
[00:20] <ChiefjusticeDS> Well, I guess that answers that question